my hair could charm the pants off you

I did not buy this conditioner for it's price, I certainly did not buy it for it's minimal environmentally helpful packaging (it is packaged in the thickest, gaudiest, over the top plastic dispenser), I did not buy it because it comes from the highest quality of hair salon monopoly...I bought this conditioner because I couldn't think of anything more lush than having hair 'at the beautiful fascinating state of being charming'!