happy birthday mummy (jan 28)

its my mummy's birthday tomorrow
she is cute and i love her
happy birthday mum (i have no idea where you are and can say that i am becoming slightly frantic, will you please just call me for gods sake, you would think after almost 30 years of motherhood you would start to become a little bit more responsible! for your sake you had better be in an alcoholic stuper somewhere due to a heavy party schedule)