Wednesday, November 02, 2005

past life

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Gorgeous Alchemist.

Where You Lived: Russia.

How You Died: Decapitation.

see now that's what i like to hear!

certainly explains my recent neck problems

don't ask me how i stumbled upon such i thing - believe me i certainly wasn't searching for it...i wasn't!

but i posted it because i heard a story from a friend, about a japanese girl who went to a fortune teller, a common thing to do in japan. this fortune teller only charged a mere 3000 dollars to tell the girl all about her past life. yes, that was 3000 dollars.

when the all seeing teller relayed to the girl that she was once, in fact a pirates wife and a gang leaders girl (both of which i would have been extremely content with - pretty cool huh?) a light bulb moment sprung forth ... 'ah so that's why this life sucks so much'...'but wait never fear' said the the teller 'for not only can i tell you what you were, now that i have your 3000 dollars, i will also be so kind as to change your past life for you so that all things in this life will soon be well'

sure why not thought the girl, and so in no time the teller had rearranged her past and given her a more holy past position. no longer a pirates wife (which just sounds radder every time i write it) she was now a - NUN ???

(i think at that point i may have promptly asked for my money back)

i also think the three grand could have been more wisely spent and the chick could have just as easily gone to the 'what were you in a past life?' part of the blogthings site. she herself would even have the power to change her own past.

see look what i was this time round....

In a Past Life...

You Were: An Albino Sailor.

Where You Lived: Central Africa.

How You Died: Dysentery.

obviously shat myself to death



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